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For quite some time I've been collecting interesting, cool, geeky, thought-provoking, weird or merely funny taglines in a big file. A tagline is a witty and usually small note that you add at the end of each mail you send. They are also known as fortune cookies.

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Speed Kills - Use Windows!

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checking for mass_quantities_of_bass_ale in -lFridge... no
checking for mass_quantities_of_any_ale in -lFridge... no
Warning: No ales were found in your refrigerator.
We highly suggest that you rectify this situation immediately.

— configure script of Enlightenment

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“Using Windows NT [...] on a warship is similar to hoping that luck will be in our favor.”

— Anthony DiGiorgio, Atlantic Fleet Technical Service Center, after the USS Yorktown was disabled by a "divide-by-zero" error.

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“I used to be schizophrenic, but we're ok now.”

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