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For quite some time I've been collecting interesting, cool, geeky, thought-provoking, weird or merely funny taglines in a big file. A tagline is a witty and usually small note that you add at the end of each mail you send. They are also known as fortune cookies.

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Reason to smile: Every 7 minutes of every day, someone in an Aerobics class pulls a hamstring.

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Philosophical error: Demonstrate the existence of a key to continue.

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Coffee should be black as hell, strong as death and sweet as love.

— Turkish proverb

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Mother turkey to her disobedient children: If your father could see you now, he'd turn over in his gravy!

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