 | Before I criticize someone, I walk a mile in their shoes. That way, if they get angry, they are a mile away and barefoot. |  |
— Unknown 0 comments. | Frasier and Niles cross to the table where quotations books are laid across the
table along with Frasier's speech.
Niles: I see your "Bartletts" is out. You're not pulling any punches!
Frasier: Hardly. I go in swinging with Le Roché Va Coe; "If we had no faults of
our own, we would not take so much pleasure in noticing those of
others".
Niles: Ouch!
Frasier: And when I've knocked them realing, I go in with a jab of Dorothy
Parker; "Wit has truth in it, wise-cracking is merely calous thenix
with words".
Niles: Pow!
Frasier: And when they're bloody and against the ropes, I go in with the kill;
Twain! Wilde! Twain! Twain! Menkan!
Niles: It's not a fight, it's an execution!0 comments. |
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