Fortune cookies

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For quite some time I've been collecting interesting, cool, geeky, thought-provoking, weird or merely funny taglines in a big file. A tagline is a witty and usually small note that you add at the end of each mail you send. They are also known as fortune cookies.

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Majority: That quality that distinguishes a crime from a law.

— Unknown

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Oh wait. You are a self-admitted Communist; therefore, you *cannot* judge for yourself, but must obey 'the will of the people'. Must make it hard to order food in a restauraunt. 'Waiter, what are the masses having?'

— Lizard (lizard@expressway.com)

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No, you *can't* call 911 now. I'm downloading my mail.

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