Fortune cookies

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For quite some time I've been collecting interesting, cool, geeky, thought-provoking, weird or merely funny taglines in a big file. A tagline is a witty and usually small note that you add at the end of each mail you send. They are also known as fortune cookies.

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If you lie to the compiler, it will get its revenge.

— Henry Spencer

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I have always wished that my computer would be as easy to use as my telephone. My wish has come true. I no longer know how to use my telephone.

— Bjarne Stroustrup

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