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For quite some time I've been collecting interesting, cool, geeky, thought-provoking, weird or merely funny taglines in a big file. A tagline is a witty and usually small note that you add at the end of each mail you send. They are also known as fortune cookies.

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Driving People Insane:
17. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

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Only dead fish go with the flow.

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To reduce risk of injury or death:
1. Do not read while bathing.
2. Do not place or store where book can fall or be pulled into tub, toilet or sink.
3. If book falls into water, stop reading immediately. Do not reach into water.

— From the manual for Layer Express v2 (an AutoCAD extension), page 88.

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“One can't judge Wagner's opera Lohengrin after a first hearing, and I certainly don't intend hearing it a second time.”

— Gioacchino Rossini

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