Fortune cookies

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For quite some time I've been collecting interesting, cool, geeky, thought-provoking, weird or merely funny taglines in a big file. A tagline is a witty and usually small note that you add at the end of each mail you send. They are also known as fortune cookies.

In America, sex is an obsession; in the rest of the world, it is a fact.

— Marlene Dietrich

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I'm going to fucking bury that guy, I've done it before and I will do it again.

— Steve Ballmer

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You know, me asking you what your name is, is never going to be as fast as calling you Fuckhead

— Nathan Schrenk, explaining why static typing is more efficient.

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