Fortune cookies

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For quite some time I've been collecting interesting, cool, geeky, thought-provoking, weird or merely funny taglines in a big file. A tagline is a witty and usually small note that you add at the end of each mail you send. They are also known as fortune cookies.

If the world should blow itself up, the last audible voice would be that of an expert saying it can't be done.

— Peter Ustinov

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Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.

— Groucho Marx

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Running after women never hurt anybody - it's catching them that does the damage.

— Jack Davies

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Copy from one, it's plagiarism; copy from two, it's research.

— Wilson Mizner

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