Fortune cookies

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For quite some time I've been collecting interesting, cool, geeky, thought-provoking, weird or merely funny taglines in a big file. A tagline is a witty and usually small note that you add at the end of each mail you send. They are also known as fortune cookies.

Do not follow where the path may lead; go, instead, where there is no path, and leave a trail.

— Unknown

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Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity.

— Albert Einstein

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The music business is a cruel and shallow money trench, a long plastic hallway where thieves and pimps run free, and good men die like dogs. There's also a negative side.

— Hunter S Thompson

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Psh, is that all? Do four or five of these, and you'll get used to the idea that people in lateral thinking puzzles solve all their psychological traumas with suicide. Someone wakes up to a shipwreck? Suicide. A man deduces that his wife is having an affair? Suicide. A guy can't reach the elevator buttons? Suicide!

— Cosmologicon, in the xkcd logic puzzle forum

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