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Fortune cookies- There are 1682 fortune cookies in the database, as seen through the filter.
For quite some time I've been collecting interesting, cool, geeky, thought-provoking, weird or merely funny taglines in a big file. A tagline is a witty and usually small note that you add at the end of each mail you send. They are also known as fortune cookies. Display some random cookies
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Some cookies... | Microsoft supports industry standards the same way a rope supports a hanged man. |  |
Geek-only. 0 comments. | | I spilled spot remover on my dog... now he's gone. | |
— Steven Wright 0 comments. | | Be careful of reading health books, you might die of a misprint. | |
— Mark Twain 0 comments. | Don't throw shit on an armed man.
Don't stand next to someone throwing shit on an armed man.
Don't shoot lasers at mirrors. — from Niven's laws 0 comments. |
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