PLEASE NOTE LIFE'S A BITCH THEN YOU LEARN INTERCAL PLEASE NOTE -------------------------------------- PLEASE NOTE WRITTEN BY LFT@DF.LTH.SE DO ,1 <- #2 BY #16 BY #16 DO ,1SUB#1#5#6 <- #1 DO ,1SUB#1#5#7 <- #1 DO ,1SUB#1#5#8 <- #1 DO ,1SUB#1#5#9 <- #1 DO ,1SUB#1#5#10 <- #1 DO .10 <- #1 DO .11 <- #2 PLEASE DON'T FORGET .11 (30) DO COME FROM (504) (31) DON'T REINSTATE (800) (32) DO NOT REINSTATE (31) (33) PLEASE NOT REINSTATE (32) (34) PLEASE NOT REINSTATE (33) (35) DO NOT REINSTATE (34) (36) DON'T REINSTATE (35) DO REINSTATE (36) (400) DO NOTIFY USER ABOUT CURRENT BOARD STATUS DO .4 <- #0 DO COME FROM (402) DO (200) NEXT PLEASE STASH .4 DO .6 <- .4 PLEASE DO (300) NEXT DO READ OUT .2 DO RETRIEVE .4 PLEASE .5 <- "?!4~#8'$#1"~#3 DO (401) NEXT PLEASE DO (500) NEXT (401) DO (403) NEXT (402) DO FORGET #1 (403) DO RESUME .5 (500) PLEASE NOTE THAT THIS CODE CALCULATES THE NEXT GENERATION DO .7 <- #1 DO FORGET #1 DO .8 <- #1 DO COME FROM (502) PLEASE STASH .7+.8 DO REMEMBER .9 DO .9 <- #1 PLEASE DO (520) NEXT DO STASH .8 DO (520) NEXT DO (520) NEXT DO RETRIEVE .8 PLEASE DO .4 <- .7 DO (200) NEXT DO .7 <- .4 DO (777) NEXT PLEASE REINSTATE CALCULATING DO RETRIEVE .7+.8 DO .4 <- .8 DO (200) NEXT DO .8 <- .4 DO (200) NEXT DO (501) NEXT PLEASE .4 <- .7 DO (200) NEXT DO .7 <- .4 DO .8 <- #1 DO (200) NEXT DO (501) NEXT DO .10 <- .11 (504) DO .11 <- "?.11$#1"~#3 (501) DO (503) NEXT (502) PLEASE FORGET #1 (503) DO .5 <- "?!4~#16'$#1"~#3 PLEASE RESUME .5 (520) DO STASH .7 DO (600) NEXT DO (600) NEXT PLEASE DO (600) NEXT DO RETRIEVE .7 DO .4 <- .8 DO (200) NEXT DO .8 <- .4 PLEASE RESUME #1 (777) PLEASE NOTE THAT THIS ROUTINE WRITES INTO THE ARRAY DO (750) NEXT DO ,1SUB.11.7.8 <- #0 DO RESUME #1 (750) DO (740) NEXT DO ,1SUB.11.7.8 <- ,1SUB.10.7.8 PLEASE ABSTAIN FROM CALCULATING DO (741) NEXT (740) DO (730) NEXT (741) DO ,1SUB.11.7.8 <- #1 DO RESUME #3 (730) DO (720) NEXT DO (721) NEXT (720) DO (710) NEXT (721) PLEASE DO (711) NEXT (710) DO (700) NEXT (711) DO ,1SUB.11.7.8 <- #0 PLEASE RESUME #6 (700) PLEASE RESUME .9 DO WHAT THOU WILT SHALL BE THE WHOLE OF THE LAW (800) DO NOT COME FROM (30) PLEASE GIVE UP (600) DON'T FAIL TO INCREMENT .9 IF CURRENT CELL IS OCCUPIED PLEASE DO (601) NEXT DO .4 <- .9 DO (200) NEXT DO .9 <- .4 DO (603) NEXT PLEASE IGNORE .9 DO RESUME #1 (603) DO (604) NEXT DO RESUME #2 (604) DO .5 <- "&.9~#6"~#1 DO .5 <- '?.5$#1'~#3 PLEASE RESUME .5 (601) DO (602) NEXT DO RESUME #2 (602) DO .5 <- "?',1SUB.10.7.8'$#1"~#3 DO .4 <- .7 PLEASE DO (200) NEXT DO .7 <- .4 DO RESUME .5 (300) DO NOT FORGET TO CONVERT ARRAY LINE INTO A BINARY INTEGER PLEASE DO .2 <- #0 DO .1 <- #1 DO .4 <- #0 DO COME FROM (302) DO (200) NEXT DO .3 <- ,1SUB.10.6.4 PLEASE DO (310) NEXT DO .5 <- "?!4~#16'$#1"~#3 DO (301) NEXT PLEASE RESUME #1 (301) DO (303) NEXT (302) DO FORGET #1 (303) DO RESUME .5 PLEASE DON'T ABSTAIN FROM STASHING (310) DO (313) NEXT (311) DO .2 <- "V.2$.1"~'#0$#65535' (312) DO RESUME '?.3$#1'~#3 (313) DO (312) NEXT PLEASE FORGET #1 DO COME FROM (311) DO .1 <- !1$#0'~'#32767$#1' PLEASE DO RESUME #1 (200) DO NOTE THE ELEGANT ALGORITHM FOR INCREMENTING .4 PLEASE STASH .5+.6 DO .6 <- #1 DO COME FROM (204) DO .4 <- "?.4$.6"~"#0$#65535" (201) DO (203) NEXT (203) PLEASE DO .5 <- "?!4~.6'$#1"~#3 DO (205) NEXT DO FORGET #1 (204) DO .6 <- ".6$#&0"~#43691 (205) DO RESUME .5 PLEASE COME FROM (201) DO RETRIEVE .5+.6 DON'T GIVE UP PLEASE RESUME #1